JOOLY 20 2006 : race me to the end of love
mp3 masscast to come, after de weekend

"The riders come out, knights for the tournament, neck to thigh in slippery lycra with the sheen of deep space condoms, faired helmets on their heads like the glans from another galaxy and neoprene pixyboots to slide the air around their feet, mounted on gaudily caparisoned donkeys - the carbon fibre monocoque monoblade." - James Waddington, Bad to the Bone


flying by the seat of our pants, we gonna talk racing.

pro, amateur, freak...speed has been seducing bike geeks for generations. internal combustion is for liars, cheaters & horsethieves. & disagreeing is for wimps...

we'll be joined by vermont's brian, justin & conner, the boston scientific team, fresh from the battle for gastown last night. the tour de gastown is part of BC superweek, a racing extravaganza drawing riders from all over de place.


a procession is like a race, only sl-o-o-w & saavvvory. & if it's on fire, everyone's a winner! public dreams' illuminaires festival is just around the corner, & the illustrious heidi taylor will be giving us the lowdown on yet another reason why the eastside rules vancity.

we'll also talk to de dead baby bike club, in the last stages of preparations for the notorious & effably famous dead baby downhill, august 4th in seattle, washington.

preregister, lest ye be left with a stupid number!

team canada is going down in force, both on bicycles & in motorized coaches. you want come? email me! iamlachance at gmail dot com . mebbe you ride, mebbe you drive, whatever, in seattle you be fly, not disappoint!

sheeit, even ifny was a racer, in her ghetto way. see her totally official race results from the orenji kurassiku (orange classic) in gifu prefecture, japan, 2003. they look good, especially if you're illiterate! (here's another. scroll waaay down; 2 laps is better than DFL!).

after july's critical mass bike ride,
we're having another velomash!






whippit,
burnit,
savour the blur,
biker peebles!